Tag: fashion
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The Spy Who Loved Me
A few days ago I was watching a film with my girlfriend in her room, which ordinarily wouldn’t cause any problems, but this time something happened, something bad. I left to get myself a drink of water and when I came back I noticed her feet sticking out of the bed. I’d always wondered if…
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The Shirt Off My Back
Today I went clothes shopping for the first time since June last year. (I actually bought a cardigan in December for a fiver but it doesn’t really count because it was an impulse decision.) I hate clothes shopping, so I avoid it. I tell you about today’s trip not because I want to list my…