January: Started cutting my own hair.
February: Photographed a particularly bad example of illegal and dangerous parking – unsuccessfully petitioned the local council to issue a parking ticket.
March: Promotion at work.
April: Short stint as a war photographer.
May: Came 1330th in a 10K.
June: Rowed down the river Dee in an inflatable dinghy.
July: Issued a Freedom of Information Request, the answer to which was poached by a local journalist.
August: Noticed that Costco had started selling Christmas trees.
September: Offered a new job. Accepted a new job.
October: Visited my parents in Australia.
November: Had an unflattering photograph taken of me on top of the Sydney Harbour Bridge – caused by the Australian sun and a strong camera flash – a vision of how I’m going to look if my hairline continues receding.
December: Stopped cutting my own hair.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!