January: Started a Twitter account pretending to be Boots – minor PR scandal.
February: Moved in with my girlfriend.
March: Best Man at a wedding in Florida.
April: Sold something (which had been given to me as a gift) on ebay.
May: Started writing friendly messages for strangers again.
June: Given a rubber dinghy for my 23rd birthday.
July: Bought my first car.
August: Performed at the Edinburgh Fringe. Experienced heartburn for the first time.
September: Parents moved to Australia.
October: Dressed as an amoeba for Halloween after two years of planning.
November: Grew an unpopular beard.
December: Went to an art gallery. Saw a sculpture of a dead dog wearing a party hat.
Happy New Year!
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