I’ve been leaving toy soldiers around Aberdeen.
I thought it might be interesting to experience life in a city with a strong military presence, miniature though that may be.
It’s not interesting though, it’s terrifying.
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Heaven
He imagined the scene at the gates of heaven to be not unlike that at the finish line of a long and grueling marathon: everyone high-fiving, hugging, collapsing, elated that it’s over, yes, it’s finally over, pouring cups of water over one another’s heads and saying, Holy shit, dude, that was fucking brutal. I am never doing that again.
-Shalom Auslander, Hope: A Tragedy
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Welcome to Glasgow
Glasgow – slip road to car park. Static camera on dashboard.
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2011: My Year in Review
January: Started a Twitter account pretending to be Boots - minor PR scandal.
February: Moved in with my girlfriend.
March: Best Man at a wedding in Florida.
April: Sold something (which had been given to me as a gift) on ebay.
May: Started writing friendly messages for strangers again.
June: Given a rubber dinghy for my 23rd birthday.
July: Bought my first car.
August: Performed at the Edinburgh Fringe. Experienced heartburn for the first time.
September: Parents moved to Australia.
October: Dressed as an amoeba for Halloween after two years of planning.
November: Grew an unpopular beard.
December: Went to an art gallery. Saw a sculpture of a dead dog wearing a party hat.
Happy New Year!
Tomorrow
Are you doing anything at the moment Lewis?
Yes. I am writing a one-man play about the gradual death of my fictional girlfriend.
You can read a bit more about it here.
